Caption Please…(Mall Edition)

My captions: “You wouldn’t believe how long my wife can shop in there.” “I got out of the house and away from the kids to take a nap here.” “I’m exhausted from people making fun of me in my pink shirt.” PS – You never know who is taking pictures of you at the mall.

Humans can walk on water?

===================================================================== This is taking the “I do what Jesus does” to a whole, new level… =====================================================================